ERROR 500 - You Broke the Bloody Server!



What the... What in the HELL?!

Oh for the love of Bob! You broke the server. Would you... well just look at what you did! You broke the bloody server!

I spend my days and nights, blood streaming from my monitor-burned eyesockets, keeping this place running. I do the coding, the error checking, the graphics creation - Well I work myself into an early goddamn grave is what I do, and this is the thanks I get? You break my fsking box? I mean look at it. Just look at it, the damn thing's already past its prime.

No, no I don't want your help. Please just go. Just... just go.

I said leave damnit!